Go Gadget, Go

Technology’s great isn’t it? Yeah sure, go ahead and pretend like you actually know the difference between a terrabyte and a proxyserver. We both know you’re only in it for the cool gadgets, so why not embrace your inner geek? Here we present some of the best toys on the market, as well as our favorite bizarre doohickeys that might just help out your everyday life.

Paparazzi Junior

Sony Ericsson C902

You just caught a B-list celebrity doing drugs at the club again? Too bad you didn’t have the C902. The new Cybershot phone was created to take decent photographs, and comes with a 5-megapixel camera that is perfect for documenting any, uh, impromptu moment. The phone also comes with a flash and automatic face-detection for when you’re shooting in the dark. Finally, shitty phone pictures are a thing of the past.

Best bit: Can’t wait until you get home to show the world your life? The phone is linked to a personal blog, where you can upload pics mere seconds after you take them.

Recommended price: TBA

Surround Sound

Ultimate Ears Custom UE10 Pro

So you already have the most expensive permanent stereo system in your building, but you simply must take it out on the road. For all the true audiophiles with more money than your know what to do with, check out Ultimate Ears’ custom ear buds. Each bud is handcrafted to fit your ear impression and can be personalized with your own artwork. The monitors will fill your head with the clearest and richest sounds you’ve ever heard.