How well have you been paying attention to what’s going on around town? 1. Donald Tsang is off to Beijing on Sunday. What’s he up to? a. Traditional CE hazing: pillow gauntlet, multiple dead legs and a big noogie from Wen Jiabao. b. Though unable to meet Hu Jintao, two of the four cartoon Olympic mascots will be available for short tea meeting. c. Making a quick bootleg DVD and duty-free cigarette run d. Visit the Great Wall - well, he always thought he should 2. Which of the following words does not belong when discussing the Hong Kong Institute of Education scandal? a. Rape b. Mustache c. Fanny d. Sense 3. A judge was rebuked by the Court of Final Appeals for taking over two years to deliver a judgment. Why the delay? a. Nintendo Wii released shortly after trial ended b. Living up to the bumper sticker, “Judges do it eventually” c. Dog ate the verdict d. Got stuck into serious "CSI" binge 4. Macau’s GDP has recently surpassed Hong Kong’s. Why? a. Just had big yard sale b. Quietly changed name to “Monaco” on all financial documents c. Renting Fisherman’s Wharf to actual fisherman d. In this case, GDP stands for “Gross Domestic Prostitutes"