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1. Gluttony
Sushi Robot
How do you sleep at night knowing full well that you live only to eat?  But I’m not here to judge (fatty), I’m here to inform. What you need is less movement and more eating – sushi preferably, easy to make and lots of carbs. Enter the Sushi Robot, a machine that could only be made by those sashimi-lovin’ Japanese. Pour in a heavy-duty bag of rice, add water and presto-change-o: over a thousand perfectly formed rectangles of rice in less than an hour. All you have to do is slap on some fish. Too much effort? Lose some weight, fatboy.  
Where can I sin? Industrial-sized and personal use machines are sold at www.sushi-expert.com.
2. Greed
Luxury Phones
Only through the purchase of every extravagant gold-plated, diamond-encrusted mobile phone will you ever satisfy the true nature of this sin. There’s LG’s Prada, the Swarovski phone and of course, Nokia’s Vertu line – which tailors to both men and women with their jewelry line of diamond phones, and sports car line of uh, colorful phones. 
Where can I sin? You’re rich enough, do your own research.
3. Sloth
Renegade Gaming Chair
No job, no direction in life... Why bother turning your life around when you can just continue to wallow in sloth? You’re getting older and video games are getting better by the day, so combine the relaxing comforts of a massage parlor with the thrill of a LAN Café in the Renegade Gaming Chair. Compatible with every console, the heavenly lazyboy will pleasure your ineffective body with a rubdown as you gain the worthless satisfaction of a zombie slaughter in your favorite shoot ‘em up – the more you kill, the better you’ll feel. And hey, no more blood clots from lack of movement. Rumble mode included for happy ending – you’re gonna need it.
Where can I sin? $3,500 from www.thegamingcollection.com
4. Lust
Sex Dolls
Women – can’t live with ‘em, can’t turn ‘em into sex dolls that respond to your every lustful command. Or can you? Save yourself some time and purchase a virtual babe. Once thought to be as impossible as the flying car, the brilliant combination of Hollywood special effects and Japanese ingenuity has made every fat/short/bald/retarded/pathetic man’s dream come true. Customize your fuckbuddy with everything from skintone to eyeliner, shoe size to pubic hairstyle. Sure, it’ll set you back $50,000 – but just imagine how much you’ll save on wining, dining, and movie tickets in the long run.
Where can I sin? Western chicks from www.realdoll.com, Asian babes from www.honeydolls.jp.
5. Pride
+336+ SMS Mirror
You just can’t stop staring, can you? You’re just so beautiful, aren’t you? How is it humanly possible that one person can emit such stunning radiance? Be away from your mirror no longer with the absolutely essential SMS Mirror – an invention of French ingenuity made for those three people gorgeous (and stupid) enough to miss that all-important text message while they stare adoringly at their stunning visage. The mirror is, unfortunately, not portable, which means you might have to switch between your compact and cell phone while moving. 
Where can I sin? $80,000 from www.gnr8.biz - totally worth it.
6. Wrath
Swiss Mini Gun
Real wrath doesn’t come in the form of a big-ass .357 Dirty Harry-style Magnum. No, everybody knows it’s the little things that hurt the most – real wrath is small and painful, like a tapeworm or a teenage girl. Show ‘em all with the Swiss Mini Gun – the world’s tiniest revolver that more than makes up for its lack of intimidation with .35 inch bullets propelled at over 400 feet per second. Cap yo’ most hated mofo and sling the evidence back on your keychain before the pigs arrive. Who’s scared of gun control now? 
Where can I sin? $45,000 from www.swissminigun.com.
7. Envy
Needies
For this one, I’ve reversed the sin and allowed the gadget to be envious of YOU! Because really, who doesn’t want to be wanted? Needies are interactive plush toys that beg for your attention, constantly whining to no end until they’re hugged, and rewarding you with songs and flattery. But more than one Needie is needed for the full jealous experience, as each of the shameless bastards know when the other is “getting touch,” leaving you knee-deep in an endless, vicious cycle of plush toy embracing. Now if they could only combine them with those sex dolls...
Where can I sin? Get all the attention you’ll ever need at www.needies.com.


Seven Deadly Sins

Seven gadgets for the truly sinful.

1. Gluttony

Sushi Robot

2. Greed

Luxury Phones

3. Sloth

Renegade Gaming Chair