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Truth or nonsense - it all depends on who says it.
I am a survivor.
When I was 6, I developed a strong fever and nobody thought I was going to make it. I got better in the end.
At school, I was a quiet person. I got bullied for liking a classmate. I went to Taiwan for college.
I chose dancing as my major because I could touch girls. That was stupid.
I won the lottery once and received $20,000,000. I was rich and was lavishly spending it on gambling and was sponsoring events like “Waitress of the Month” at a restaurant called Pancakes on the Rock.
I was living in different countries in Europe. I ran over and killed a person in
Germany. I was so scared and I ran away. I was arrested later on and was sentenced to 8 years in prison.
A soon-to-be-retired judge named Mr. Ritz released me. He didn’t like what I did, but admired my ceaseless fight for freedom.
Everyone is sinful in some ways and nobody is qualified to cast the first stones... it only works when Jesus does it. Society is unforgiving.
I was cohabiting with my girlfriend in London. One night I saw a guy kissing her. Furious, I attacked him. He fell down the stairs and died. It was an accident and the camera captured that.
My family lost trust in me. They threw me out of the house and I was sleeping on the streets, in the parks....
I flooded the bathroom of Mandarin Oriental when I was cleaning myself there. They were about to throw me out but when the manager learned I could speak German and English, he hired me to become a waiter instead.
I met my ex-wife through a fart. We were sitting together and she farted. She apologized and then we started chatting, got married and had a daughter.
I had a gambling problem. She left me and our daughter behind.
I was a jerk. I brought my daughter to my family so that I could have some money to gamble.
The world needs a little bit more love and fruit carving.
When I was serving my terms in Belgium for drug trafficking, the Belgium King released me due to my superb fruit-crafting skills.
Believe it or not, I had a near-death experience. I killed myself. My body was sent to the mortuary.
In a dream-like state, I saw ox-headed and horse-faced demons hauling me up from a gigantic wok of hot oil. They brought me to the Goddess of Mercy.
The Goddess told me the story of my former life. As a ruthless emperor in my previous life, I forced thirty-three nuns to become my concubines.
I did not respect these nuns and I deprived them of their religious freedom. Therefore, I am discriminated against and jailed several times in this life. This is karma.
By understanding my past, I came to terms with my present. I decided to change.
God also told me no matter how hard I tried, I would not be recognized as a successful person. But I don’t care. As long as I have a mission, I have a life.
I am not crazy. I only look mad because people only focus on part of the picture.
About the bus incident – I was talking to a Samaritan about my personal problem.
The guy butted in. He insulted me and asked me to go to hell several times but the camera didn’t capture that.
Life is stressful, you know. People accused me of soliciting prostituting in China. I saw it as relaxation.
I believed Albert Ho was my twin brother.
One night I dreamed of my deceased father. He told me that we were separated by mistake during the reincarnation process.
I felt the connection only when he was attacked later on in front of McDonald’s. Coincidentally, we were both beaten up by four guys and got well after 
two days.
I think the whole Chief Executive election was phony. Alan Leong is wasting the party’s money to fight a sure-lose battle.
I will go to the States to support Hilary Clinton’s election. I am considering running for vice president... I was planning to create a world without boundaries...
By hating me for my past, you may be hating your own future. What has happened to me can happen to you.


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