Soda These guys hold a monthly iPod DJ night, where the common man is welcomed on the hallowed decks, then judged by his fellow man. Play anything from The Bangles to total crap; a common refrain here is “it’s so bad, it’s good.” Next night: Thu, May 17. UB/F, 79 Wyndham St., Central, 2522-8118. Sapphire Come here for the jukebox, full of top 40 hits from the 1980s on; stay for the massive, icy blueberry daiquiris. $5 a song; $10 for three. Plus, the place is pleasantly done up in blues. 33 Pottinger St., Central, 2521-2080. Hardy’s Folk Club Did you even know it was called a folk club? And that anyone can get up on the mic and caterwaul like Diana Ross? Yep, the backing band can knock out a great facsimile of any cheesy classic your heart desires. The karaoke gets going every night around midnight. 17 Lan Kwai Fong, Central, 2522-4448. Gecko Technically, anyone can up and jam with the boys on jazz nights. In reality, you’re probably not good enough to do so. It’s also a bit of an in-crowd thing, with only people actually in the jazz scene already welcomed with open arms. Come to think of it, you should probably just sit this one out. Every Tue and Wed, 10pm on. LG/F, 15-19 Hollywood Rd., Central, 2537-4680.