Stauntons Is love blooming in your heart, unfettered and unrequited? Seat your sad little soul in the large breezy terrace at this Mediterranean restaurant-bar and order from their extensive list of whites, reds and champagnes while you wait for your erstwhile love to stroll by. Had your fill of $55 (and up) wines? Lean over the balcony and gaze upon the revelry of Staunton Street on a Saturday night. The laughter and cheery conversation of those with joy and companionship in their lives will probably make you feel worse, but take heart in the fact that you’re the perfect position to do what you do best – pine away futilely. 10-12 Stauntons St, Central, 2973-6611. Tribeca And you thought all those reflective surfaces were there to create a false impression of space. When you’re tired of checking yourself out, use the mirrors to your advantage and have a sneaky peek at the sultry souls that haunt this club. There are plenty of dangling ornaments to hide behind and secluded corners for ducking into if you begin to invoke ire among your fellow clubbers. You might want to invest in an opaque drink to conceal your face too. The club is filled with others bumping about to hip-hop beats so you won’t be the only one with an utterly fruitless agenda. 4/F, Convention Plaza, 1 Harbour Rd., Wan Chai, 2836-3690. Paparazzi Wasn’t it surprising and sweet when you heard the little bell and the message window popped up? Too bad it was “Get lost you creep” she typed. Your beloved had such a way with words, it’s no wonder you still can’t forget her. Luckily, Paparazzi’s conveniently placed bar aids in the eavesdropping and hidden observation of sweet, forbidden tarts. Prop yourself up on it, order a glass of red wine ($52) and act casual while your ears strain to catch any droplet of information about your darling’s whereabouts. The terrace is also handy for a spot of shadowing in these upcoming brisk, clear days. Don’t forget your binoculars and other accessories to reflect your nerdy character. 2 Knutsford Terrace, Tsim Sha Tsui, 2312-6668. Bar George Of course, the professional glutton for unrequited love may want to upgrade to a genuine, bona-fide celebrity – it’s not proper rejection unless you get slapped with a restraining order, or a hand with rings on it... yadda yadda yadda. Naturally, there’s no better place to find one than Volar. Of course, you won’t be on the members’ list (proudly rejected 25 times and counting!) so content yourself with nearby public house Bar George. Nurse a pint of delicious white beer Hoegaarden ($58), and score a handy seat overlooking busy D’Aguilar Street. It’s a way chilled out pub experience, so you can safely ignore the rest of the loud, fun-having clientele. G/F, 38-44 D’Aguilar St., Central. 2521-2202.