Venue Ah, Wan Chai - a great place to avoid those tall, skinny-assed, gold-digging models who look down at those of us not driving Ferraris. Or cars at all. Most weekends here, you’ll find a mix of real, down-to-earth, young party-goers who never let their day jobs get in the way of getting down and dirty. This crew cares not about how hot, tall, skinny or famous you think you are, they only care about how many vodka shots (cheaper when you buy six!) you can do in a row. G/F, 15-19 Luard Rd., Wan Chai, 3105-8990. Coyote Sick of tiptoeing around leggy, prepubescent models? Head here for lethal quantities of tequila or indulge with their many exotic margaritas in flavors like blueberry and mango. Relax with a decadent chocolate-flavored margarita; after all, YOU aren’t watching those calories. There are no mirrors or opulent poseur chairs for any attention whores to dance on, just a small dance floor filled with sangria-powered clientele. For extra spice, try the rattlesnake shot for $30. It’s made of chili, tobacco and tequila. Way hotter than some ice queen Gucci girl, even if she does have legs to her armpits. 114-120 Lockhart Rd., Wan Chai, 2861-2221. Dublin Jack Fed up with the well-dressed bunch? Craving a (relatively) quiet, laidback night out with hardwood floors, real lager and sports? You’ll find this place pleasantly free of pouty lips and moody eyes. It’s nothing but good old boys drinking each other under the table as far as the eye can see. You can stop the schmoozing and focus instead on beer and board games. Composite cards? More like poker cards. Just grab a Guiness and hunker down. 1/F, 17 Lan Kwai Fong, Central, 2543-0081. The Fong So you’re not really, really good-looking like Derek Zoolander and you don’t have enough money for the plastic surgery. And you say you feel like a pudding on the dance floor in a room full of crème brulee? Go to where your weary lines and spare tire are completely ignored. That Fong Fong, Fong, Fong, baby let your booty go oh-oh. Cool booth seats and slammin’ R&B make this joint the place to “get retarded” on the dance floor. Feeling a little more chill than brill? Slither upstairs and unwind to ambient, slower R&B. 34-36 D’Aguilar Street, 2801-4946.