I’m Al Gore. I’m here with my PowerPoint presentation to tell you how you will die. Next slide please, Wanda. No, I said the slide with the skull. That’s better. This slide represents how you will die. The skull is your head, without the flesh. Because you're dead. Next slide, please, Wanda. The one with the penguins. These are penguins. Now penguins are from Antarctica. Antarctica is made of ice. Imagine, if you will, that all the ice in the world melts. Now this means several things. One, no more cold drinks. Ha. Ha. But seriously. This means penguins will no longer be able to breed. And they will die. Wanda, the penguin skull slide, please. Thank you, Wanda. Once the penguins are dead, that means we will be the next to die, not because we rely on penguin meat for sustenance. No, because it means that their icy home has melted. And that means the sea is three meters higher - maybe five. Now, as you may all know, this is Hong Kong. And it is an island. When the sea rises three meters, it means that your home - this island - will start sinking. Well, actually, the water will start rising, but that will give the illusion of sinking. I'm perfectly serious. Wanda, next slide please. This is your home on this island in the Pearl River Delta. Now, let's see what happens when I start erasing part of this slide. Wanda, Microsoft Paint please. Wanda, select the erase tool. No, that's "fill." Wanda? Thanks. Now I'm erasing all of this reclamation that you have spent billions of dollars on. See? You no longer have a front door. I'm serious - I invented the internet. It's no longer the Pearl River Delta, people; we're talking Pearl River Municipal Pool. But there isn't any swimming happening here. Am I right, people? In the back? I saw a smirk in front. But seriously. We need to curb our carbon emissions because this will prevent the South Pole from melting. Remember, penguins are made of carbon. And as penguins die, they release more carbon. And we don't want that. I'm serious. That is why I am announcing my candidacy for the Chief Executive of Hong Kong. I think Wanda has already gotten me Beijing's approval. Wanda? No? OK, we'll work on that. See my movie.