Alternative Movie Reviews of Poseidon

Directed by Wolfgang Petersen, starring Kurt Russell, Josh Lucas, Emmy Rossum and Richard Dreyfuss.

“You start to realize that the capsized cruise liner onscreen isn’t the only sinking ship.” - Phil Villareal, Arizona Daily Star

“’Poseidon’ recognizes and encourages belief in the popular movie theory of The Survival of the Whitest.” - Ed Gonzalez, Slant Magazine.

“It’s Das Perfect Boot - with the characters compressed to wafers. And I mean that both ways.” - Carina Chocano, Los Angeles Times.

“A one-way all-inclusive ticket to the port of Achingly Earnest on the sunny shores of Dullsville.” - Brian Juergens, Freeze Dried Movies