Alternative Movie Reviews of The Shaggy Dog

Directed by Brian Robbins, starring Tim Allen, Kristin Davis and Robert Downey, Jr.

“‘The Shaggy Dog’ is like eating a great big log of shit, and Downey is the surprising and tasty bits of corn.”—Deven Faraci, CHUD

“The latest mutation of a franchise that Disney probably should have had spayed or neutered years ago.”—Justin Chang, Variety.

“’Shaggy Dog’ is a sub-par remake of a sub-par movie that can only spawn sub-par remakes.”—Amy Biancolli, Houston Chronicle.

“PETA members may take to ‘The Shaggy Dog.’ Everyone else over the age of 10, however, will likely prefer a night of sniffing butts to this latest Tim Allen stinker.”—Nicholas Schrager, Slant Magazine.