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1. Complete this sentence: Open-toed shoes work best
A. in very hot weather
B. when your Hong Kong foot needs airing
C. with a six-inch, cork-wedge platform
D. as a showcase for your novelty socks
2. Which phrase best describes the state of your nails?
A. short and clean
B. a tasty, nerve-calming snack
C. bejeweled, square and beyond the 1cm mark 
D. mostly even, except for my lucky long pinky nail
3. What does the name Louboutin mean to you?
A. a country to process your off-shore taxes
B. a mind-altering brain operation
C. Australia's number one lube
D. a shoe designer made famous in Sex and the City
4. I wear my fashion labels mostly
A. inside my clothing
B. on Shenzhen bags by Armini and Parda 
C. large and fervently 
D. on paper bags I use to carry my lunch to work
5. I like to accessorize my outfits mostly with
A. shoes
B. novelty ties, socks or jewelry
C. a mass of Dior sparkles and Chanel trimmings
D. food stains
6. Look at my wonderful nose...
A. pimple
B. ring
C. job
D. hair
7. I usually wear my sunglasses
A. over my eyes
B. on a beaded string around my neck
C. on my head
D. as a brown-tinted attachment on my bottle-top specs
8. Where do you get your hair products?
A. Japan Home Center
B. Joyce
C. celebrity hair stylist
D. self-produced
9. How do you like to wear your waistband?
A. just below the belly button
B. just above the belly button
C. just above the garden 
D. as a nipple cover
10. My favorite two-piece suit is 
A. black and single-breasted
B. made of denim 
C. a juicy couture jump suit
D. double-breasted brown sta-prest nylon
11. Facial hair works best 
A. on goats
B. on men
C. trimmed in the style of a topiary garden 
D. when used to compensate for bald patch
12. What word would you use to describe something fashionable?
A. chic
B. trendy
C. fabulous
D. slick
13. Nautical-style clothing looks good on 
A. marines
B. marines and babies
C. marines, babies and Chihuahuas
D. marines, babies and pregnant women
14. A well-styled outfit...
A. creates a sense of harmony in the viewer and the wearer
B. contains all-matching elements 
C. should attract attention at any cost
D. is an MTR uniform
15. My favorite everyday holdall item is 
A. a sober briefcase
B. an old Wellcome bag
C. the most expensive designer item I could manage
D. a fanny-pack
16. Who are the fab five?
A. limp-wristed lovelies with ten queer eyes
B. The Beatles, silly 
C. Christian Dior, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Chanel and Versace
D. A group of partly formed busybodies created by British author Enid Blyton
17. What style of undergarment do you wear on a first date?
A. ever-trusty CK's
B. my lucky red y-fronts
C. a visible t-back
D. Underwear? I go commando, baby
18. Where do you mostly find your clothes?
A. IFC
B. Granville Road
C. Paris, Milan or, at a push, Joyce.
D. laid out on the bed by your mother
19. If you were a shoe, what would you be?
A. loafers
B  metallic, sling-back pumps
C. stiletto-heeled, Swarovski-studded boots 
D. Doc Martins
20. Complete the phrase: I love T-
A. totalling 
B. parties
C. backs
D. cozies
What's the Verdict?
Add up your A's, B's, C's and D's and locate your score on The Fashion Fugitive Wheel.
Mostly A's Stylish and stiff. Relax, darling. Vogue isn’t the Bible.
Mostly B's Most fashionable in the ghetto
Mostly C's  The Hong Kong Tatler wants your picture
Mostly D's  Eek! You must work at HK Magazine
All D's So lame, you're cool!


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