The Rugby Sevens Drinking Game

Love it or hate it, the Rugby Sevens are here again. And with it comes the inevitable rowdy hordes descending on Hong Kong Stadium, and then later, our favorite drinking districts. Well, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em, with our patented, super simple Rugby Sevens Drinking Game to help get you through the weekend.

Take a drink every time you see…
 

• Genitals
• A marriage proposal on the big screen
• A marriage ending as drunken husband wanders into South Stand
• Someone puking
• A pie on the floor
• Someone eating a pie off the floor
• A bunch of kids getting ejected from the South Stand. Har har!
• The world's most poorly disguised undercover police officer
• Fat man with leg stuck in a folding seat
• A drunk teenager being stretchered to the sick bay
• A heavy-set expat “pole dancing” on the MTR. Two drinks if it’s a dude.
• More than 25 people in coordinating slutty costumes
• Some guy in head-to-toe England paraphernalia, who conveniently forgot for the weekend that he left England 18 years ago because he hated it
• Lovable loser trying to start a Mexican wave, being ignored by everyone
• Someone who clearly took it way too hard the night before, gingerly sipping a Bonaqua
• Your own mother flashing
• A discarded costume, lying forlornly outside the stadium
• A stoic ice cream vendor
• A bored Ukranian model handing out corporate souvenirs
• Corporate guy thinking he really might have something with nearby bored Ukranian
• A woman ill-advisedly wearing white jeans
• And last but not least… An HK Magazine staff member passed out on the floor.