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Spooky Wan Chai Crawl - For a real fright, why not go on a haunted tour of Wan Chai? You will find all kinds of spooky sights, such as witches, grizzled ghouls and hunchbacks who only come out in the dark, plus the scary bloated pale ghosts doomed to forever wander the streets. Don’t worry if you can’t make it this Halloweekend, because the tour will also be happening next Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and every day thereafter until Hong Kong expires in 2046.
Alternatives to Halloween
We understand that Halloween isn’t a holiday for everyone. If you are one of these tiresome people, here are some alternative suggestions for this upcoming All Hallows Weekend:
Warehouse Party
If the prospect of the long queues outside Lan Kwai Fong on Halloween night makes you want to scream, why not invite 70+ of your closest friends and co-workers to a warehouse in Wong Chuk Hang for a Caligula-esque marathon orgy well into the night?
Wholesome Night In
Gather your loved ones together for an evening of song, storytelling and prayer to save the immortal souls of the general population from an eternity of fire and brimstone in a dark corner of Hades.
Spooky Wan Chai Crawl
For a real fright, why not go on a haunted tour of Wan Chai? You will find all kinds of spooky sights, such as witches, grizzled ghouls and hunchbacks who only come out in the dark, plus the scary bloated pale ghosts doomed to forever wander the streets. Don’t worry if you can’t make it this Halloweekend, because the tour will also be happening next Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and every day thereafter until Hong Kong expires in 2046.
Fun Halloween Stuff for Everyone!
Here’s some hilarious Halloween fun stuff!