Classifieds
iPhone 4 (HK$500) - It’s a law of the universe: if you drink, your iPhone will shatter or be stolen at least once a year. This fact is even truer in HK where taxi drivers have special iPhone magnets that suck them directly from your pocket and onto the car floor. Anyway, I don’t have an iPhone— it was stolen. But if you find it, I’ll sell it to you.
I know that between AsiaXpat, Geo Expat, and our own HK Classifieds, this kind of thing is pretty much on lockdown but there are a few things that for the life of me I’m just trying to get rid of and I thought, hey, why not here?
iPhone 4 (HK$500)
It’s a law of the universe: if you drink, your iPhone will shatter or be stolen at least once a year. This fact is even truer in HK where taxi drivers have special iPhone magnets that suck them directly from your pocket and onto the car floor. Anyway, I don’t have an iPhone— it was stolen. But if you find it, I’ll sell it to you.
Halloween Costume, Used (HK$10)
I never know what to do with Halloween costumes come November. You don’t really want to wear them again (though I did do a repeat this year and my blackberry fell out of it and was stolen, DAMN IT) but trashing them seems like a waste of money. If you keep it in your apartment, you have to hide it in a suitcase or visitors might think you’re a mass murderer or a slutty cop.
TurboJet Ferry Ticket for 5am, (HK$-300)
Have you ever been at a club at 4am and somebody says, “Let’s go to Macau!” and you’re drunk and you think, “AWESOME!” Then you get to the ferry pier, buy your ticket, take that one hour ride where it is wow-you’re-wearing-a-lot-of-makeup bright, and then you get there and somehow there are 10,000 people waiting in immigration at 6am and your buzz is gone and you just want to go home? I’ll pay you HK$300 (when I’m sober) if you can prevent me from doing that.