HK Christmas Carols for These Depressed Financial Times

To the tune of “Sleigh Ride”:

Just hear those stock bells jinglin', ring ting tinglin' too
Come on it's a lovely December for a market rally together with you!
Oh wait my shares are fallin' and brokers are callin' "boo-hoo"
Good thing it's lovely weather so I’ll spend my time together with you
(Because we lost our house)

[Chorus:]
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up let's go, let's get up and go
The debt collectors are here we’ve got to go!
Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up it's grand, just holdin' your hand
Do you think I could sell my blood for at least half a grand?

Our cheeks are nice and rosy and blood supply low-zy are we
Let’s eat some snacks (free samples) and I hope they’re ample—we’ll see
Don’t fret the market’s flying and we’ll start buying real soon
Stocks always make some money for you my sweet honey in June.

To the tune of “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing”:

Hark! The HK Magazine,
Can be used—if it is clean
As shelter against the cold air
As patches if your clothes are threadbare
As bedding for your weary head
As a cheap substitute for bread!
Joyful, it is as wallpaper
Much less joyful as toilet paper
Hark! The HK Magazine
Can be used—if it is clean.

To the tune of “All I Want For Christmas Is You”: