As CY Leung's position on maintaining a brainwashing school curriculum becomes increasingly tone-deaf and untenable, and since he refuses to meet the protesters, there's only one person he can call on who could communicate his mad position to the hostile crowds outside the Tamar government offices... That’s right, Clint Eastwood. Take it away, Clint. Thank you very much. Thank you. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, what's Clint Eastwood, a Hollywood movie star, doing out in Hong Kong trying to make you all support national education? Well, my old buddy CY here, he’s a real stand-up kinda guy. He’s got the kinda values I respect in a man. Loyalty to family. Low taxes for the rich. I believe in rights of the individual! A man should be free to put a trellis up in his own home, dammit! I remember when good ole CY here won the election. I was crying. Everyone was crying. Even Henry whassername was crying. Ah yes… good times. But I’m still crying right now. You know why? Because all you young punks oppose national education. That’s right. All your hootin’ and your hollerin’ and your protestin’ and the banners and whatnot. What’s the youth of today coming to when the government can’t even introduce a little harmless patriotism? Sure if you want graffiti all over the streets and drug dealers on every street corner and little Suzie can’t even walk to school without joining a gang, go ahead and keep on protestin’—but I tell you, it’s nothin’ but bad news ahead for you troublemakers. Say this empty chair is national education. I’m just gonna stand here and applaud this here chair. National education, just tell these good folks here that you’re a good thing for Hong Kong. Yeah, it’s not brainwashing—it’s all about national harmony! Have you all forgotten the ONE COUNTRY part of one country, two systems? What’s next—are them damn commies going to take away our guns too? I thought this was America! No, seriously. I thought this was America. Where in the sam hill am I? Zzz….
