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- Strip all the needles off your delightfully bushy fir and have a shitty Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
- Gifts that are handmade are gifts with heart. Show your friends how much you love them by giving them some original art that you made from those upcycled bamboo steamers you found in a dumpster.
- Buy some hilariously ugly Christmas sweaters from a secondhand store on Fa Yuen Street for an ugly sweater party, and hilariously contract lice from them.
- Do you remember how the three wise men followed the Star of Bethlehem carrying gold, frankincense and myrrh? Recreate the tale by meandering down Star Street clutching a craft beer, a deer head pendant and a polaroid camera.
- Invite all your friends around for a Christmas party located in some industrial basement dive. Offer no more than eight miniature cupcakes as snacks and make them bring their own drinks. Oh, and the theme is “Zombie Kwanzaa.”
- Nothing says “hipster” like an esoteric hobby. On your wish list for Santa, consider requesting a crayfish trap, a hand-operated Jacquard loom, a euphonium or an owl pellet collector’s box.
- The hipster motif du jour is a handlebar mustache. So just put one on everything you see for a hispstertastic holiday season. For instance, slap a mustache on the Christmas turkey and all your friends will Instagram the shit out of it.
- Remember that Christmas is about the birth of our lord and savior, Terry Richardson.
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