Summer is a perfect time for drinks, beaches, and all-night parties. Also, pranks. But only because it’s too hot for anyone to chase you. Try some of these.
Junk Trip of Sorrow. Host a junk where you arrange everything and say it will be crazy fun! Invite all dudes. Pre-pay the captain to sail you to the power plant by Lamma with the sludgy water. Start dancing by yourself as everyone stares at you, furious there’s no music, alcohol or girls.
Junk Trip of Psychos. Invite your best friend on a junk trip. Invite ALL of his/her current and previous boyfriends/girlfriends. Hide them in the lower deck. Pre-pay the captain to sail to somewhere remote. Tell your friend you have a crazy surprise. As he or she descends to the lower deck, jump off the boat and swim back to the pier. Wait for the screams.
Junk Trip of Insanity. Invite friends on a shots-only junk trip. Every time anybody yells “SHOTS,” everyone has to take one shot. Only bring 151. Throw the drunkest person off the boat and leave them for dead in the South China Sea.
Junk Trip of Stars. Invite friends on a nighttime junk. You’ve just pranked yourself because it’s super-hot, the view sucks, the food is bad and you’re not allowed to swim.
Air Conditioning Extravaganza. Invite friends to an Australia Party. Set your air conditioners to 12 degrees. Wear a fur coat. Buy a Christmas tree. When your guests complain, angrily explain that it’s winter in Australia and they’re idiots for not knowing how hemispheres work.
Intern Extravaganza. Wait until a summer intern shows up. Give him or her all your work. Go clubbing. This is less prank and more standard practice.