Good King Li Ka-shing looked out On the feast of Christmas Boozy expats lay about Drunk and nude and listless Brightly shone the moon that night Through the harbor murky When a poor man came in sight Looking for a turkey... “Secretary, stand by me If thou know’st it, telling Yonder expat, who is he? What can he be selling?” “Sir, he teaches at a school Down by Sha Tin way He just wants a bite or two To eat on Christmas day.” Main St. Deli “Let us get him turkey fine Gifting him the stuffing Thou and I will see him dine: It’ll cost him nothing.” Page and tycoon made their way Climbed into their Alphard To restaurants with takeaway They put it on the black card… Main Street Deli first of all Its menu filled to bursting CitySuper ’s birds, though small, Have foie and chestnut stuffing Great Food Hall has turkeys fine and Max Concepts —and that Invisible Kitchen hides ’Taters cooked in duck fat... So Li Ka-shing and PA both Chauffeured the meals to Sha Tin Where the poor man sat with broth Bubbling in a cauldron “We’ve brought you Christmas meals for free! This proves I have a soft spot!” “I wish you hadn’t, Mr. Li— I’m sitting down for hot pot...” Main Street Deli , 8 Peking Rd., Tsim Sha Tsui, 2375-1133, hongkong.langhamhotels.com. $1,838 for combo set. Serves 6-10. CitySuper , all over. $3,988 for Christmas party set, including 3kg turkey with foie gras and chestnut stuffing. Serves 8. Great Food Hall , Pacific Place, 88 Queensway, Admiralty. $1,500 for turkey set meal including 7kg turkey. Serves 10-12. Max Concepts , www.maxconcepts.com.hk . Turkey $568 before Dec 18, $628 thereafter; pick up from select locations. Invisible Kitchen , invisiblekitchen.com. $2,000 for set menu hamper with turkey, duck fat-roasted potatoes and sides (delivery included). Serves 6-8.