
So this is how the other half lives. The Le Royal Monceau opened in 1928 and soon became a favoured haunt of everyone from Josephine Baker to Ernest Hemingway. The Raffles group took charge in 2008 and along came Philippe Starck, who overhauled the old dame. By the end of 2010, she was pure rock 'n' roll (acoustic guitars are provided in every one of the 85 rooms and 64 suites, and there is a mobile recording studio onsite, should a new tune spring to mind). The hotel, which last week was granted "Palace Distinction" - a step higher than five stars - by the French tourism development agency, is all about sophisticated seclusion; rooms have the feel of artists' studios. And very successful artists at that.
It's art for the guests' sake, apparently. Starck said he wanted to provide a connection between visitors and the Parisian art world and to that end, along with the hotel's Art District gallery, its Art Bookstore and the artwork that lines its corridors and rooms, Le Royal Monceau boasts what it claims is Paris' first "art concierge" service. Apparently, staff can track down any artwork - or artist - you fancy seeing, or line up private visits to specific galleries and pick up tickets to any openings that coincide with your stay.

Fair enough. But afterwards, you might want to head downstairs and into the Spa My Blend by Clarins. It's a first for the brand and is all fluffy white and reflected blue pastels, and situated by a 23-metre indoor pool, that's naturally lit - a nice touch that adds to the dream-like atmosphere. The hotel also has its own cinema, with 99 seats available for functions or private screenings, if you fancy zoning out and going all Howard Hughes.

Studio rooms (36 square metres) start at €950 (HK$9,600) a night and junior suites (from 55 square metres) at €1,595, but if you really want to be left alone, book yourself (and whomever the mood might take you) into the 190 square metre Royal Monceau Suite, which has a private lift and comes in at a cool €13,500.