The School that Turned Chinese, and Fire in the Hole, pack an explosive punch
Mark Peters eyes BBC fly-on-the-wall documentary about Chinese teachers in a British school, but doesn't like the fake feel of Discovery show about blowing things up
"I kinda find, the stricter the teacher, the more you want to misbehave, 'cause I think it's quite funny," says Sophie, one of the more vociferous pupils attending Britain's Bohunt School. "I like to feel the adrenaline when you push past boundaries and you get in trouble. It's quite exciting."
Ignoring the fact that I'm less educated than your average spotty 12-year-old, Sophie sums up perfectly why I wouldn't become a secondary-school teacher for all the tea in China.
In case you missed the premiere episode last week, Sophie is one of the stars of BBC documentary The School that Turned Chinese, a month-long experiment in which five teachers from mainland China take over the education of 50 youngsters at a school in sleepy Hampshire, on England's southern coast. The three-part reality series, which continues this Friday (on TVB Pearl, at 9.30pm), aims to determine whether the Chinese education system can teach its British counterpart a lesson or two. Will a harsh regime of long days and strict discipline produce superior students or will the clash of cultures create chaos in the classroom?
In last week's episode, it became clear that the Chinese approach was totally lost on the British kids. It was as alien to them as trigonometry and far less important than chatting about last night's TV and make-up. Few Chinese students would risk the shame and embarrassment of being singled out by the teacher, but among the Brits, where the underdog spirit is embraced and the quest for fame adored, it's a little harder to control the class clowns.
This week, a quintessentially British rebellion is brewing, as back-of-the-class student Josh smuggles in a kettle so he can make tea during lessons (with, as it later transpires, the approval of his mum, because who can go 12 hours without a cuppa, eh?). It's all brought to a rather abrupt end when Josh has his mug confiscated. As class discipline veers ever further off the rails, mild-mannered Mr Zo is pushed to breaking point.
"I don't think they like us very much. I feel sorry for the teachers, we're horrible," says a slightly embarrassed Rosie.