Craving Cantonese in America: 'Say something, anything, please!'
Cecilie Gamst Berg can't bear a fortnight without speaking the language or eating the food

Newark Liberty International Airport, in New Jersey, is a godsend for those who don't enjoy standing in line for hours - or even minutes. When I flew out of that much maligned and misunderstood airport at the end of my World Tour of the Americas (OK, only one America, north, but it still counts) it took me about 12 minutes to check my bag in and clear security. At JFK, in nearby New York, it would have taken I know not how long.
So it happened that I was left with much more time on my hands than I had planned for. Would I head straight for the bar, to make up for the drinks we had missed the night before because we had been driving? Or would I visit the airport's Metropolitan Museum of Art Shop and restaurants, where you order your food by iPad (although the waiters still bring the wrong order)?
I did none of the above.
I headed straight to gate 102, where lots of Hongkongers were waiting for their direct flight home, three hours before take-off. I swear some of them were already standing in line.
After two weeks on the road, I was craving Cantonese so much, I just walked up to some strangers and said, "Going to Hong Kong? Let's chat! Say something, anything, in Cantonese! Please!"
The answer came at once.