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How Communist China taught an American boy ‘the real meanings of democracy, tyranny and resistance’

  • Joe Mathews, the son of American journalists, recalls his adventures in Beijing as a spirited six-year-old
  • Shortly after the normalisation of Sino-US relations in 1979, he learned the real meanings of democracy, tyranny and resistance

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Joe Mathews, the son of American journalists who were among the first to work in China after the normalisation of Sino-US relations in 1979, lived in Beijing between the ages of five and six. Illustration: Be Boggs
Joe Mathews

A worker comes to Beijing, to Communist Party headquarters, and asks to see Chairman Mao.

A soldier stops him. “You can’t see Mao,” he says. “He’s dead.”

The worker returns the next day, and again asks for Mao. The same soldier turns him away: “You can’t see him. He’s dead.”

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The third day, the worker returns, and insists: “I must see Chairman Mao.”

The soldier loses his temper. “I told you yesterday, and the day before that. Chairman Mao is dead. Dead! Dead! Dead!”

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“I know,” says the worker, with a smile. “I just love hear­ing you say it.”

That is the first joke I remember learning. I was six years old when I committed it to memory and started retelling it.

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