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Opinion | Hong Kong, learn lane etiquette and allow faster swimmers to pass

Hit the pool to de-stress? Why do we have to put up with inconsiderate fellow swimmers getting in the way? There are rules!

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The Morse Park Swimming Pool in Wong Tai Sin. Picture: Edward Wong
Bernice Chanin Vancouver

Descending into the MTR, most commuters know what to do – stand on the right-hand side of the escalator so the walkers can hurry by on the left. It’s an unspoken rule that almost everyone abides by. When it comes to public swimming pools, however, no such etiquette seems to exist. Instead there’s chaos, even in the swimming lanes, which is infuriating for avid swimmers such as myself who use the pool to de-stress.

There is a simple rule: swim on the left side of the lane and be aware of how fast people are swimming behind you; if they are faster, let them pass. How hard is that to remember? It’s even signposted at the edge of the pool for everyone’s conveni­ence. Clearly nobody reads it and, even worse, lifeguards can’t be bothered to enforce the rule.

As a result, I’ve had to fend for myself when dealing with swimmers – mostly men – who think they can swim as fast as I can and insist on not yielding. In order not to swim at a snail’s pace, I have to expend extra energy to pass them when no one is swimming in the opposite direction on the right. Even when I pass a swimmer more than once, they often still insist on not letting me by. The male ego seems to bruise easily in the water … but perhaps that’s a topic for another day.

On one recent occasion, a man who swam like an uncoordi­nated frog was so slow that all the other swimmers had to repeatedly pass him. On another, a grandma chose a busy swimming lane as the place in which to practise her backstroke – hello! You’re holding up traffic here!

Could the Leisure and Cultural Services Department not install two lanes, one fast and one slow?

Illustration: Mario Rivera
Illustration: Mario Rivera
Bernice Chan is a former SCMP Culture writer who is now based in Vancouver, Canada, where she writes compelling stories about food and drink, lifestyle, wellness and the Asian diaspora. She previously co-hosted the award-winning Eat Drink Asia podcast and received a SOPA honourable mention for a video story about a Jamaican-American looking for her Chinese grandfather.
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