Just Saying | Sorry, old chaps, for making light of Megxit and branding Britain’s royal family as useless
- Yonden Lhatoo is taken aback by the depth of feeling Hong Kong’s British residents have for the House of Windsor and offers an apology – of sorts – for offending them

Dear me, I was expecting plenty of pearl-clutching indignation among the far-flung diaspora of her majesty’s loyal subjects in this former British colony when I dared to criticise the royal family in my last column, but the ferocity of the feedback was something else.
I had questioned the newsworthiness of Megxit – that trendily named but completely unnecessary conniption over the escape of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from the confines of palace life – and, by extension, cast doubt on the justification for maintaining a monarchy in this day and age.
Enter Peter Mann, certified royal family groupie and chairman of the Royal Commonwealth Society’s Hong Kong branch, in whom I seem to have unleashed the worst of what remains of the Raj. One would think I must have mocked Mann’s own mum, judging by the venomously personal tone he strikes in his apoplectic letter to the editor.
“Yonden, who refers to his own low birth, albeit at high altitude in the former British hill station of Darjeeling, is a notorious stirrer and Brit-baiter, so I will give him the satisfaction of the indignant reply he expects,” he wrote. “It is not surprising that the denizen of a Marxist hotspot that seeks divorce from West Bengal by chopping people up in the name of ‘Gorkhaland’ should have a negative view of the British royal family.”

While Mann’s knowledge of Himalayan politics is obviously sparse – my old hometown is anything but a Marxist hotspot and the Gurkhas have long resisted West Bengal’s communist party rule which actually ended back in 2011 – I confess I’m equally ignorant about the role of the Royal Commonwealth Society in this special administrative region of China. Apart from organising the occasional cricket game and reminiscing fondly over a cuppa about the good old days when the natives knew their place and did not speak out of turn, I would imagine.
To be fair, some other offended royalists were more measured in their outrage and raised points worth debating.
