UNLESS you have been stuck on a desert island with no television, radio, computer or even a calendar, it has probably been relentlessly pounded into your brain that a once-in-a-millennium event is about to happen.
Apart from worrying whether the entire world is Y2K-compliant, and if it is better to fly away to an exotic, remote locale or spend New Year's Eve holed up at home with a two-week cache of food and money, the big question people are pondering is whether or not there is going to be enough champagne to toast the start of 2000.