Three watches made in Germany - precision engineering at its finest
Three timepieces that are so cool you can’t help but go ‘Wow!’
In my younger days, I spent some time in Germany’s Berlin. When I wasn’t out being a Hertha Berlin ultra (I’m well hard, me) or retracing David Bowie’s steps while he was in town in the 1970s recording his Berlin trilogy (Trust me, it wasn’t as exciting or as romantic as it sounds), I spent time studying the German language. To my eternal shame none of it has stuck. Sure, I can order currywurst and tell a cab driver to take me to the airport, but holding a conversation about the knock-on effects of Gerhard Schröder’s changes to social-security policy in the early 2000s? Forget about it. Also, I found speaking English slower and louder seemed to do the trick most of the time.
Anyway, one thing I loved about German was its tendency to smash several words together to come up with something ludicrously long yet utterly apt. And to celebrate those compound words, I’m going to sprinkle, most likely incorrectly, this review of three German watches with some of the best. This is going to give us all weltschmerz.