ColumnThanks England: Brexit 2 at Euro 2016 was sweet comedy relief from the grim real thing
In a dark few days for many Brits, the glorious schadenfreude of England 1 Iceland 2 was a welcome distraction from the real world
Ah, England, you taketh away and you giveth. As a Scot raised in Ireland, I share similar attitudes to our former colonial overlords as most sane people from those countries: a great love for its people, culture, history and landscape, mixed with a borderline unhealthy contempt for its politicians and national football team.
Much of last weekend was therefore spent in bewildered semi-depression at the gob-smackingly stupid actions of a group of English people (okay, and a fair few Welsh). Thankfully, come the early hours of Tuesday morning, the gob-smackingly stupid actions of 11 more of the same (plus subs and coaching staff, minus Welsh) were a proper tonic.
Watching England voting to Leave Europe with their feet in even more humiliating fashion than they had at the ballot box certainly cheered most of those Scots and Northern Irish who voted by a majority to Remain, and one assumes had Merkel, Sarkozy and the hordes of “Faceless Eurocrats” we were warned about chortling heartily.
As an economic immigrant (oh wait, we’re called “expats” here, aren’t we) it was embarrassing to see 17 million people conned by manufactured fear of the same to vote against their own self-interest in a pathetic ego-measuring contest drummed up by a few former Eton classmates at the expense of their country. On the other hand, England lost 2-1 to Iceland.
As a Brit abroad, being asked to explain to bemused friends why my country had just decided to apply a blunderbuss blast squarely to both feet grew wearing. On the other hand, there was a magnificent video doing the rounds on social media of Steve McClaren explaining on live TV how dominant Wayne Rooney’s team was, immediately before Iceland scored their second goal.
As a believer in Scottish independence who had been told that victory for Yes in that earlier referendum would lead to an EU exit, it was confusing to discover on Friday morning that the opposite was now the case. On the other hand, on Tuesday morning Scotland had not just been knocked out of Euro 2016 by Iceland.