Kenny’s Kickabout | Easily offended? Perhaps this is not for you ...
Here are a few colourful stories from our reporter Kenny Hodgart, whose eyes and ears are on the ground

Is it ever OK to make light of tragedy? If it is, sometimes, then when? And if not, why not? And who decides?
Perhaps those in the crowd attired as airline pilots - channelling, to adopt the fashion industry's argot, the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 with 239 people on board - mulled the moral niceties long and hard before dressing yesterday.
Or perhaps they didn't. Topicality is king in the domain of fancy dress; it's like Twitter, only with costumes instead of keystrokes. Getting done up in radiation suits is so 2011.
Funny or not, there's a gory instant celebrity about pilot garb, as the amiable Kiwi gentlemen I spoke to recognised.
They had, they said, ordered their outfits for this weekend's tournament some time ago.
When news of the plane's disappearance broke three weeks ago, they hesitated, but their qualms were easily mastered. Their next thought was to incorporate a black-box recorder into the ensemble, "but it was doubtful that would get past security".
