Five things we're all wondering about ...
1. The Lands Department says waterfront land should be used for buildings, not open space ... frankly, the whole harbour is a waste of space so let's just fill in the entire South China Sea with shopping malls.
2. Wan Chai's Jo Jo Mess Club to close for building re-development ... will people be forming long queues outside for one last order of aloo roti?
3. Hong Kong man found guilty of illegally uploading movies onto internet ... this should send a signal to everyone to stick to pirated DVDs.
4. The Hong Kong Cancer Fund's breast cancer alarm bell ads ... we're already afraid of what they might come up with for testicular cancer.
5. Super Sudoku ... Aren't you tired of non-puzzle people thinking it's a Japanese anime?
