Wonton display of Mother Nature's sense of humour

Models: don't hate them because they're beautiful, hate them for what they can get away with eating. Taiwanese hottie Patina Lin Chia-chi was working the opening of designer Shiatzy Chen's new Causeway Bay store on Monday. After the show, the discussion with the local press turned from fashion to food. Lin explained that she arrived in Hong Kong the night before so just had a simple dinner with friends at a local diner, where she discovered the joy of instant noodles.

'I had a bowl of wonton first, but I still felt hungry so I asked for a fried instant noodle with pork, which I never had before. To my surprise, it was incredible. The dish was so delicious, I ate it all up,' she said.

Now ladies, here's where you start boiling in resentful anger. The glamorous beanpole said 'our job is actually very calorie-consuming. Believe it or not, all models love to eat. But I always try to keep a balance. If I eat more today, I will eat less tomorrow.' Bitch, right?