What do actor Martin Short, rock star Gene Simmons, Australian superstar Mel Gibson, ever-diligent Malibu police officers and the raging and destructive Middle East war have in common?
Let's start with the short of it. The other night at a New York theatre on West 45th Street, an audience gathered to watch a preview of Short's latest movie, Fame Becomes Me. At one point in the evening, Short performed a live comedy sketch, playing a seedy, late-night talk-show interviewer.
Simmons, the KISS lead singer, jumped out of his seat and joined the comedian on stage - all this was presumably choreographed. Short asked him: 'So, what do you think of Mel Gibson?'
The audience reacted with knowing laughter. Many were well aware of Simmons' family background as a child of Hungarian Jews: his mother was a Holocaust survivor. And many in the audience were themselves Jewish.
Most of all, everyone in the audience knew of the unpleasant mess that Gibson, the marquee actor, got himself into this week in Malibu, 5,000km away.
The usually charming Gibson was scarcely the first world-renowned celebrity to get collared on suspicion of drink-driving. Such arrests are a speciality of the Malibu cops.