Thursday Thinktank

Five things we're all wondering about

1 Overcrowding of grave sweepers during Ching Ming festival sparks call for new cemetery road ... not to mention a government campaign encouraging people to stop dying

2 132 horses at Sha Tin confirmed with equine herpes ... lots of young studs, hay to roll in, riding crops for whipping. Yep, sounds more like a swingers' club than the Jockey Club

3 Judge takes 30 months to deliver her decision ... it's a good thing she doesn't have to decide what wig and gown to wear otherwise court would never be in session

4 Chief executive promises to act on fraudulent retailers ... the measures will be tough - like demanding the return of their Quality Tourism Service sticker

5 Demand for prenuptial deals rises ... Those public service ads will now change to 'Love your family, even if you think they're after your money'