Thursday Think-tank

Five things we're all wondering about

1. Ocean Park to receive giant salamanders ... they're slimy and aggressive, so they should adapt very well to Hong Kong.

2. ICAC arrests morgue attendants for corruption ... they're supposed to fill coffins, not their coffers.

3. Campaign to reduce gift wrapping at stores ... meanwhile, we're doing our part by reducing the number of paper bills we're spending.

4. Consumer Council says there's room for cutting pork prices ... yeah, it's called the fat.

5. Donald Tsang Yam-kuen to delay 2012 election reform consultations ... naturally, angry and disappointed pan-democrats told him to 'delay no more' - at least that's what it sounded like.