1. Joseph Yam Chi-kwong to step down as Monetary Authority chief ... he heard of the civil servants' salary cut and decided he can't get by on less than HK$10.9 million.
2. Noah's Ark park opens ... two of every animal in a small, confined space. Can you imagine what flu and airborne disease was bred after 40 days and 40 nights?
3. Advance pictures do not resemble finished government projects ... it's just like when you go on internet dating sites.
4. New Jersey gaming regulators rule Pansy Ho Chiu-king an unsuitable casino partner ... it was alleged her father had underworld links, just as we asume everyone in Jersey is like Tony Soprano and Paulie Walnuts.
5. Chief executive apologises for June 4 comment ... where does he get off speaking for us when none of us got a chance to vote for him?'
