Thursday Think Tank

1 Hong Kong stars found to have secretly married in Las Vegas ... although some fans won't believe it until the sex photos hit the internet.

2 Jockey Club trainer acquitted of indecent assault ... but the magistrate wasn't impressed by his horsing around.

3 Sarah Palin coming to Hong Kong ... she already said her favourite dim sum is all of them, whatever was in front of her all these years.

4 Ombudsman finds lift safety supervision lax ... the appalling result really floored him.

5 Pipe burst causes rush hour chaos in Hong Kong ... after a big glass of milk tea and sitting in traffic, I know the feeling.'