Mr Dandy: There are all sorts of tricks guys can use to look slimmer. Different kinds of binding and "shapewear" have been used to create a better fit for ages. But the technology and materials used to give more com8fort while you squish yourself in are changing. I checked skymall.com, where I saw that the Insta Slim compressions shirts, available in tank, V-neck or crew-neck styles (HK$193 and up), are top sellers. The ladies love Spanx, I hear, so maybe that's another good place to start. Spanx.com sells a huge range of styles, materials and colours, all designed to non-surgically suck in that roll (HK$450 and up). But don't go thinking girls have more fun. The ones I talked to don't relish being squeezed in so tight it's hard to breathe, and control pants can make intimate moments, um, awkward.
Mr Dapper: I strongly urge you, sir, to put away the gimmicks and consult a doctor, nutritionist and trainer who might be able to help you kick-start a healthy lifestyle. Anyone as old as I am has seen many fads come and go. The reality remains, though, that diet and exercise are not only the key to looking good in clothes, but more importantly to your health and longevity. Excess fat around the waist area has been linked to a higher risk of heart disease, for example.
Mr Dapper: That depends on several factors, sir. The much-maligned aluminium chloride used in anti-perspirants, which produces salts to block perspiration, may well be the source of the white residue. Remember: how you use an odour eliminator is vital. The instant after application is crucial. Wait a few minutes to allow the spray, roll-on or stick formula to dry before dressing. I am sure it may feel like an eternity for most men, but it will make all the difference. Nivea For Men Invisible Black & White roll-on and spray (HK$35.50 to HK$39.90; Mannings, Watsons, etc) remain good choices. Naturally, darker clothes are more prone to such unsightly white marks. If this heralds the death of the black dress shirt, you will not find me mourning.