Dandy and Dapper's brief on sexy underwear for Him

Ha! I love to watch Dapper squirm with questions that make him uncomfortable. Don't worry, though, we've got you covered. Or uncovered, wink, wink. Calvins are a safe bet. H&M does basic to playful, like a Superman logo right on the, well, you know (HK$99 and up). Intimissimi offers printed and solid stretch boxers, in passionate red or a tuxedo design (HK$159 and up). Sex shops aren't all cheap and nasty. Maybe you're too shy to walk into one, but you can always go wild online. Showtime lets you shop online, in person or by appointment (Shama Place, 30 Hollywood Road, Central, tel: 2530 3309), and has boys' toys such as Rip It Off Men's Fundies in black or red (HK$150). Online, CandyMan (HK$84 to HK$326; candymanfashion.com) has boxers, briefs and "costume outfit" categories you have to see! Finally, make sure you buy the right size or risk wounding his pride!

Ironing is such a bore! Sometimes I send my clean shirts to the hotel laundry 'cause I just can't deal with them myself! I know it's expensive, but how much is my time worth, right? The Laundress makes Crease Release in a travel-friendly size (HK$95 for 60ml; Lane Crawford Home). Just hang the shirt, spray from six inches away, dry and ta-da! Worried about nasty chemicals? Fear not! They use allergen-free, non-toxic, biodegradable, natural, petroleum-free ingredients. Now, did you ever think about what goes into Downy's Wrinkle Releaser? You can get pretty good results from mixing a teaspoon of Downy fabric softener (www.parknshop.com) with one-third cup of water. Take the solution on your next trip in a travel-size cosmetics spray bottle.